I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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