it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just cropdusted the office
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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