all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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