Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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