I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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