Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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