seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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