I want to have your abortion
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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