Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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