they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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