so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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