do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
false alarm, still single
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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