The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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