They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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