yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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