I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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