Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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