Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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