BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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