it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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