Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
My pussy is not your playground.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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