You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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