dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
its liver damage thursday
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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