I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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