he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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