on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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