I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My vagina is very pro this idea
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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