My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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