We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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