too bad you live with your parents still
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
