Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
