"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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