does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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