Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize