You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
