Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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