Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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