We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
