ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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