are you so shy because you have an std?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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