I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
