Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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