I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
He told me they were just razor bumps!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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