i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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