And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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