that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize