That's intense
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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