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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
