Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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