It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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