Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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