So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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