do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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