Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
