LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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