A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Also, beer. Big fan.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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