did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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