i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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